Friday 10 May 2019

Endure a Little, Enjoy a Lot


       Wittgenstein must have given up on philosophy when he came up with the not-so-profound comment, “I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.” Perhaps he was just having a bad day. If so, I can understand his sentiment. I experienced one this week, when Windows endowed our PCs with an update, the benefits of which were obscure, but the inconveniences of which were all too apparent. After hours of failed log-ins, password re-sets and niggling personalised-setting tweaks, I restored my good humour by going out for a walk in the real world. The weather was temptingly bright and, besides, I had a more enjoyable mission in mind.
          I was on my way to the Northern Quarter, to visit a music venue that has a monster hi-fi system which is available for the use of customers. My route was via the normally quiet backstreets off the main square, but that day there was a sudden invasion of police. They came in vans, cars, on bicycles and on foot. By their actions, I could tell that they were in hot pursuit of a felon, so I watched them rush around, intrigued to see what a felon looked like. However, the action soon fizzled out and they all dispersed. For a moment, though, it was like watching a film or TV drama – until the illusion was shattered by a couple of un-fit looking coppers lumbering past, wheezing and clueless about where to go. The ones on cycles looked fitter but equally uncertain. At that point, I realised it might be some time – if ever – before I witnessed the denouement, so I resumed my journey, disappointed.
          Music venues abound in the Northern Quarter, but this one allows the punter (me) to take control, not only of the sound-system but also of the playlist. My mission was to set up an evening of jazz for the entertainment of enthusiasts, tentative enthusiasts and friends who are unlikely ever to become enthusiasts but who might enjoy the craic anyway. Live performances are best but, since the artists on my playlist are long deceased, I am relying on their recordings. Not that there is a shortage of live music in the NQ – I was recently at a performance by Trish Clowes, saxophonist and leader of an excellent band. The venue, the legendary Band On The Wall, lacks only one thing, and that is proper cider, so I stopped off on the way at the Crown & Kettle for a pint of invigorating farmhouse dry. A band was playing there too and, when Trish took a break after the first set, I nipped back there for a refresher, to find that yet another band had taken the stage. Trish finished playing early enough for me to call in at Matt & Phred’s, where a young trio were blowing enthusiastically and, afterwards, even as I walked home, I passed three more venues where bands were still playing. Live music thrives, in the NQ at least.
          I didn’t get to see the live band at the next event, a wedding, to which I was invited only because of my partner’s acquaintance with the bride. It was a traditional affair, which meant I had to endure a religious service. I suspect that vicars can sense my resentment: I’m sure that this one sneered at me as I passed him on the way out – just like the last one did. Since I had never met the bride, the groom, or any of their guests, I was prepared to work hard at socialising, but we were offered a lift to the reception venue by Phil and Sue who, being similarly isolated, readily became our best friends for the duration of our hosts’ generous refreshments and, through the rosy glow of bonhomie, I reflected on poor old Wittgenstein and hoped that he had not too many bad days.





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