It may have been
Tennessee Williams who quipped “America has only three cities: New York, San
Francisco and New Orleans. Everywhere else is Cleveland.” I surmise that
diversity was at least one of his criteria. Anyway, by this measure, and having
just returned from New Orleans, I have only one more American city to sample –
apart from Cleveland.
Regardless of my
misgivings about tacitly condoning Trump’s regime by visiting his manor, we had
arranged, some time ago, to meet up in “Nawlins” with our American friends, who
were as traumatised by the outcome of the presidential election as we were by
the result of the Brexit referendum. The start of the trip was inauspicious: we
stood in line at Atlanta airport for two hours, while three officials processed
the passports of hundreds of travellers. I speculated that the dearth of staff
was due to pressures further south, where millions of Mexican rapists are
besieging the border.
New Orleans,
notwithstanding its devastation by hurricane Katrina in 2005, remains a tourist
town and it is not surprising, therefore, that the most popular attractions are
often overwhelmed by visitors. This applies especially to restaurants so, having had enough of queuing, we sought out-of-the-way places
– by which strategy we managed not to
experience most of the famous joints. Nevertheless, there is a lot to be said
for leaving the beaten track and mixing it with the locals. You have to
navigate their ways and customs by means of direct engagement. Our
accommodation, for example, was the converted basement apartment of a traditional Creole-style,
wooden ‘shotgun’ house in a suburb a five-mile ride from Frenchtown on the historic
St. Charles streetcar. When the must-see attractions of the city have been
ticked off, the more subtle delights of the neighbourhood yield quieter
enjoyment – shops, coffee bars and drinking holes, where the service for
tourists is the same as that for locals.
We stayed in an area
called Freret, where the population appears to be all white and there is an air
of faded gentility spiced by the up-coming, youthful, hip generation of
residents who breakfast with laptops at laid-back cafes serving fancy coffee,
yoghurt-based confections and sourdough toast. One day, we travelled a few
blocks to experience the FĂȘte Francaise, a street junket staged annually to
raise funds for the bi-lingual (French/Southern Drawl) school. By this time, I
had got used to the friendly, open ways of the people, so was not surprised
when a large, middle-aged man sidled up and commented that the fĂȘte got bigger
each year. “Are you of French origin?” I asked. “No. German,” he said, with
just a hint of resentment. But before he could elaborate, a friend of his
appeared to drag him off to the bar.
Soon afterwards, a man
commented on the cap I had borrowed as a sun-shade. It bore the logo of an
American mountaineering outfit. However, we soon established my disinterest in
mountaineering and he became curious about my nationality. The mention of
Britain prompted him to express his political views. “I know I look like a
liberal,” he said – and he did, with his long, untidy hair, scruffy but colourful
clothes and floppy hat – “but I’m a conservative. This is just a disguise to
fool them if they try anything tricky.” He went on to explain that he had to
protect his Californian real-estate investments from tax-grabbing socialists. This
was not a “How are you liking our country?” type of conversation – and it got
worse. His next topic was “effing Muslims” and the way that they had made most
of Europe a no-go zone.
I pulled my cap down
and excused myself from the ‘debate’. In fact, I may wait until Trump is
history before I bag my final American city – which is San Francisco, by the
way.