Whenever I
acquire a new machine - a TV, computer, vehicle or whatever - I experience a
frisson of excitement at the factory-fresh smell, the pristine condition and,
best of all, the promise of technological advance. The old machine may have
been state-of-the-art in its day but there comes a time when its functions seem
barely adequate, its flashing lights laughably dated and its once attractive bodywork
embarrassingly unfashionable. No matter that it may have served long and
reliably, inevitable demise lies in its inability to compete with the
attractions of newer models. Nevertheless, it takes a breakdown to persuade me
to buy a replacement. In this instance it was the washing machine: it had taken
to spraying oil over the laundry during the drying phase and its time was up.
And so my
frisson moment arrived with the delivery and installation of the new model
which, according to the manual, would adjust its cycles according to ongoing calculations
involving weight, water content and temperature - all measured by on-board electronic
circuits - and thereby help to save the planet. But excitement turned abruptly
to disenchantment when it failed in its first, basic function - to fill up with
water. I called the helpline which, to my surprise, promised to send an
engineer the next day.
The presence
of so many tradesmen (never a tradeswoman) in the place lately has brought a
few things to my notice. For example, the younger ones have modern names - such
as Jake, Lee, Daniel or Zack - whereas the older men, who are in charge, tend
to be called Dave or Mike. I have also seen evidence of training in customer
relations, such as a willingness to be polite, offer helpful information and
explain options when the job is not straightforward. Conversation outside of
the usual topics - how the job is progressing or comparisons with other,
similar jobs - is rare but, occasionally, one of them will let down his guard
and reveal interests outside of work. But, considering they must spend a lot of
time in other people's homes, I am generally disappointed that they don't have
lots of outrageous or salacious stories to recount.
Lee, the
washing machine engineer, phoned me several times before he actually arrived.
He wanted advice on how to find the street, how to identify the building and
detailed information on the parking situation. Having got the impression that
he had just passed his driving test and was about to embark on his first job, I
went out into the street to guide him to the door. I don't like to hang around
looking over the shoulder of someone who is working - it feels a bit rude,
perhaps even off-putting - but I wasn't confident in Lee's abilities so I
leaned in. I tried putting him at ease with the offer of tea and some
conversation but he seemed distracted and showed no interest in my theory as to
why a clothes-washer is called a 'washing machine' whereas a dish-washer is
not. Obviously no salacious stories would be forthcoming.
Evidently he
was anxious about something but I soon discovered that, far from the challenge of
technology, it was the parking situation that fazed him: he had only enough
money for half an hour and the job was clearly going to take longer than that.
I eased the pressure by stumping up the cash and Lee swung into action,
demonstrating his expertise by systematically tracing the fault to a wrongly
connected switch. Having rectified it he stood back, chuffed - and confident as
any Dave or Mike - and expressed his disappointment with the manufacturer's lax
testing procedures. Clearly, we cannot rely on new technology to save the
planet: we need more Lees.
Have enjoyed your moving tales with relish and empathy- having recently been down a similar rocky road myself. Your eloquent summaries of solicitors' slowness etc. made me smile and kept me sane on the long and many days I was losing it with my own conveyancer. Sounds like you are still experiencing the discomforting ripples on the post-move pond...
ReplyDeleteThanks Chrissy. I'm pleased to report that it's all over and time can now be allocated to having more fun.
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