"Well,
it's all over" I said to myself, as I glanced down at a Christmas jumper
lying sodden in the gutter, the brown dye of the leaping reindeer bleeding into
the snowy background. Compared with many others I'd seen, the design was
restrained - tasteful even - reminding me of the heavy-knit woollies fashionable
years ago which originated in Norway, or Canada, or some other Arctic country:
garments for life, not just for Christmas.
But why had
it been abandoned in the street? Should it not have been put away for use next
year, like baubles and tinsel stashed in a box? I imagined a trauma: the wearer,
out for a night of partying with friends, had misjudged the dress code and,
embarrassed, had discreetly discarded it in the alley. "What a
shame", I thought. "He only wanted to declare that he was up for light-hearted
fun but, feeling under pressure from others, felt obliged to tone down his
message."
Those who
are not familiar with Christmas jumpers (e.g. Australians) may be interested to
learn how this recent phenomenon came about. Men and boys in the UK will recall
that they commonly found presents of gloves, socks, scarves and jumpers under
the tree. The most potentially embarrassing of these was the jumper which, when
worn in public for the first time, would be inevitably identified as a
Christmas present. Subsequently, and with a playful sense of irony (not to
mention a shrewd understanding of the market), jumper manufacturers evolved
unambiguous seasonal designs and, in doing so, rendered decision-making much
easier for buyers of gifts. No more fretting over colours and patterns: just
choose the most ridiculous design at the best price. (One chap I met at a party
was wearing one with 'Merry Xmas' woven into it. By way of a conversation opener,
I admired it. "Ah", he said "watch this". He fumbled in his
pocket for the switch and turned on the 50 miniature LEDs sewn into the front
which were programmed to flash in several coloured patterns. "Only nine
quid!" he claimed. His wife, adding insult to injury, had left the price
ticket on it).
All but one
of the designs I've spotted were dedicated to the pagan aspects of Christmas,
featuring Santa, reindeer, elves, holly, mistletoe, plum puddings and snowmen.
The one exception showed a scene of the three wise men approaching the stables.
It was languishing on a shop rail, un-bought, perhaps because the image of camels,
palm trees and desert seemed inappropriately unseasonal: or perhaps because the
message it relayed was too serious or controversial. Not all designs are
commercially successful. But jumper manufacturers should take heart: there is the
return-to-work-after-the-festive-holiday jumper market yet to be exploited: the
potential there for sad emoticons and anti-boss slogans is enormous. And then
there's the Easter jumper market, with all those cute bunnies and bright daffodils.
Of course
you don't have to have images or words emblazoned on your clothes to get a
message across: society is supremely capable of reading what's behind your mode
of dress. And the more consciously you choose your style the clearer is the
message of who you are, where you come from and what you aspire to. It's been a
long time since I gave up wearing of T shirts with slogans in favour of less
declarative (and more flattering), tailored garments which, I have no doubt, speak
just as plainly. Today, however, I am ready to revert. In case there should be
any ambiguity, the message I would like to convey is Je suis Charlie - in big, bold letters across my chest.
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