Whilst I
found the film Ex Machina entertaining
and suspenseful, I also thought it raised some important questions. Just what
is the purpose of replicating humans in electro-mechanical form? How closely
will artificial intelligence be able to mimic the human brain? Will androids
eventually be able to pass themselves off as humans? What does ex machina mean and what is the correct way to pronounce it?
Of these,
the last is the easiest to answer because we can look it up. Otherwise, we are
in the realms either of fantasy or informed speculation. Pleading ignorance of
the latter, my responses must be rooted in the former and my conclusion is that
there will never be a completely convincing android. Nevertheless, I must admit
to having found Ava, the female android in the film, sexually alluring. It's
probably because she was actually human but, if I were an inflatable sex doll
manufacturer, I would consider diversifying into androids.
However, my
brief musings on the future were displaced the next evening when, at a meeting
of the Heaton Moor Jazz Appreciation Society, we examined the histories of scat
- in which the singer substitutes nonsense syllables for words and tries to
sound like an instrument - and of vocalese - in which words are sung to melodies
originally written for instruments. The session reinforced my preference for
not hearing vocalese again, but was otherwise instructive. I learned, for
example, that Millicent Martin's irritating style derived from Annie Ross's. As regards
scat, it was not invented in 1927 by
Louis Armstrong when he forgot his lyrics - there are earlier exponents on
record. Furthermore, it is far more sophisticated than "doo-be-doo-be-doo".
Take this example of Sarah Vaughan performing live in 1969: her singing is not only expert and
inventive but also passionate, intense and exciting. Watching her at work, rivulets
of perspiration running down her handsome, expressive face, is enough to banish
all thoughts of android sex.
Later in the
week I had cause to consider the role of androids in society at large when I
encountered one of them working at the local branch of Santander bank. I was there
attempting to close the defunct account of a defunct society of which I am the
treasurer. The sticking point was that the mandate required a second signatory
and I had no record of who that might be. The bank did, but they wouldn't
disclose the information without the second signatory's endorsement. This is
the kind of stand-off that androids are very good at: they don't get frustrated
or annoyed; they don't even see the funny side and why would they? They know
that their prospects for future employment are assured, come what may.
The sum of
money involved in my transaction is piffling yet the levels of security are higher,
it seems, than those required to withdraw vast sums of untaxed cash from Swiss
banks, no questions asked. This is infuriating, as is the
"revelation" that the former head of HSBC bank in Switzerland
presided over tax-evasion tactics for wealthy British subjects and was subsequently
rewarded with a post in Government. Both are amusing in so far as they are
predictable. Taxes, after all, never were intended to be levied on the rich.
The potted history runs thus: the Monarch needs cash so he/she squeezes the
land-owning aristocracy who, in turn, squeeze their tenants. Modern refinements
to this chain of events do not change the underlying narrative, one which
paints society into a corner by enriching a few individuals at the expense of
the masses.
What the
plot needs at this point is a literary deus
ex machina - a contrivance by which a seemingly unsolvable problem is
abruptly resolved by the intervention of some new event, character, ability or
object. I suggest the creation and appointment of a parliament full of android
politicians. (Androgynous might be best).
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