Every now
and then an unfamiliar word or phrase will get me reaching for a dictionary (not
much of a stretch when you have a smart-phone in your pocket). One such phrase,
'babinski response', caught my attention last week. It's the name of a test for
neurological abnormalities (in adults) and it is, seemingly, easy to conduct:
you just stroke the base of your foot in a particular way and watch your toes
curl - either up or down. Naturally I had to try it out. The result was
worrying in that my toes remained stationary, from which it is possible to draw
several conclusions: that I have a rare medical condition; that I am a
hypochondriac; or that I have no idea what I'm doing. The last of these is the
most likely and, guess what, there's a word for it – ultracrepidarianism, the
tendency to make judgements or give advice outside of one's area of expertise.
Rather that
than hypochondria: no one believes a hypochondriac, whereas an ultracrepidarian
stands a chance of not being rumbled - as long as there's no one listening who
really knows their onions. In the past few weeks I've had opportunities to test
this hypothesis on some of my relatives when, during a flurry of social visits
to Manchester, they've allowed me to guide them around some of its attractions.
I'm not saying I invented any of the facts and figures that I regaled them
with, but sometimes I sailed close to the wind with only the sketchiest of
knowledge to propel me forward. I suspect I could have told a few tall tales
without being challenged but there was really no need: they all expressed
interest and pleasure in the little guided tours. Either they really did gain
from the experience or I am fortunate in having exceptionally polite relatives.
But the tours
were quite time-consuming, leaving me somewhat behind with my personal
projects. So this week I've been determined to apply a little time-management
to my days in order to optimise them. Life, however, gets in the way of
efficiency. One particular day, trying to work around several fixed points - dropping
the campervan off at the garage, visiting a box-office with very particular
opening hours, catching the start of a film etc - involved so much criss-crossing
of the city that I was left feeling that all I had really achieved was an overdose
of physical exercise. (The film - Kumiko,
the Treasure Hunter - was a waste of
time, by the way).
One of the
things I've noticed while pounding the pavements is the increase in the number
of pedestrians navigating with the aid of smart-phone map apps. The technology
is terrific and I'm a big fan but it does have drawbacks. Leaving aside the
probability that publishers of A-Z street guides must be feeling the pinch, my
main concern is that visitors to a city who rely on a phone map will be denying
themselves the opportunity to interact with locals - and vice versa. I would
just love the opportunity to direct out-of-towners to where they want to go -
via a few points of interest personally recommended. If they would like to see
some of the local colour that still exists despite the dominance of multi-national
brands, I could help. Never mind Google, ask me.
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