Caffè Nero branch number 3,423 boasts an
enviable situation on a corner of St. Peter's Square. Its huge windows afford a
panoramic view – perfect for people-watching and surveying the work-in-progress
on the new tram station and the adjoining building. But last week they spoiled
it by sticking posters in the windows to advertise latte frappe grande. Disgruntled,
I broached the obvious blunder with the charming mid-European girl who appears
to be in charge. She sympathised with me but said the posters were ordained by
head office and she had no say in the matter.
"Perhaps you could raise them a
little, out of the eyeline?" I suggested.
"I'll see what I can do,"
she said. She was smiling but, as my partner pointed out, that was probably
just to humour me.
"It's important they get
feedback," I said.
Having done
my public duty, I went off to see the film The
Jungle Book (in 3D) which, considering I am a fan of the 1967 version, was
a risky thing to do: there was a possibility that I might end up unhappily
nit-picking over comparisons with the original and whingeing about how 'they'
should have left well alone. Far from being disappointed, however, I found it
very enjoyable and was therefore disinclined to make critical comparisons, conscious
or otherwise. I have no idea how they make the animals look so real—something
called CGI?—but I am concerned about the effect this might have on small
children. If they believe the animals are real, won’t they be upset when they
get home and can't get the family pet to have a conversation with them?
I suppose the
kids will grow up to accept that it was all a fantasy, just as they do with
Santa, but what about that nonsense concerning the man-cub found and raised by
wolves? Will they continue to believe that is real? The recurrence of similar
stories over the years, some of which have been presented—by adults—as factual,
would suggest not. It was a coincidence, but the next thing I watched was Mary Beard's Ultimate Rome: Empire Without
Limit, an historical account, except that the beginning is predicated on
wolves raising the human foundlings Romulus and Remus who, despite having no
toilet training, go on to found a mighty empire. Even though formal education does
present this story as a myth, it wasn't until Mary's revelation that the Latin
for wolf, lupa, also translates as
prostitute that a more plausible version of the twins' early upbringing dawned
on me.
Actually I
watched only the first ten minutes before taking against the style of
presentation which I found too intrusive: it gets in the way of the real meat,
the history. I switched over to watch the semi-final of Caravanner of the Year, a programme which I imagine is a source of
mockery for all but those who, like me, embrace the concept of mobile living. Competing
with the caravanners were a motorhomer and a campervanner (which, for the
benefit of the uninitiated, are rival sub-species). Much as I despise
tribalism, I could not hide my disappointment when my fellow-campervanner was
knocked out.
Campervanning
is a joyful experience: a feeling of freedom envelops me as soon as I get
behind the wheel and head for the open road. But yesterday, stuck in
grid-locked traffic just a hundred yards from my fixed residence, the very
opposite feeling prevailed. It was all getting very stressful until I noticed, while
inching past Caffè Nero branch 3,423, that the latte frappe grande posters had been raised
up. Cheered by this small victory for common sense I determined that next time I get coffee there I will make a
generous—and conspicuous—contribution to the tip cup.
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