As I may have said
before, I once heard someone dismiss camping as “a complicated way of getting
wet” and so it is if you are unlucky with the weather. Not that the weather
matters to me, having swapped canvas for campervan years ago. Still, I do
recall the excited anticipation of adventure that camping stirred up in me,
from that first night as a child with a tent pitched in the garden, to grown-up
sorties into the hills for weekends of hiking. The sense of adventure was only
part of it: there was excitement also in the acquisition of kit – not just the
tent but all the paraphernalia of portable domestic utensils, sleeping bags and
weatherproof clothing that goes with it.
I’m writing this while on
a campsite, having been “on the road” for a couple of weeks, driving north
through Scotland, crossing the sea to the Orkney Isles and returning south via
the Atlantic coast of the Highlands. This campsite, like many others, caters
for all forms of mobile accommodation, therefore providing the opportunity to
compare and contrast the choices people have made. Whether caravan, motor home,
campervan or tent, there is, for the aficionado, as much interest in these
mobile habitations as there is for someone weighing up the pros and cons of regular
houses. My least favoured option is the caravan, mainly because its dumb
reliance on a tractor unit renders it clumsy but also because so many of them
have been designed to replicate such a degree of suburban comfort – portable
conservatories, televisions, garden furniture etc. – as to suggest that their owners
are averse to any kind of lifestyle change beyond the scenery. Mobile homes
have the advantage of autonomous propulsion but, even so, are often so
overblown and laden with home comforts that the only challenge left for their
owners is finding somewhere level to park. Campervans, of course, are my
favourite. They are suitable for impulsive getaways, nimble enough to access
tracks and lanes, cleverly equipped for (relatively) comfortable accommodation
and viable as an everyday vehicle. Such is my campervan.
Good as it is, however, I
would rather own the one behind me, a Land Rover with a pop-up roof and a
bristling array of add-ons that promise to take its lucky owner anywhere on the
planet – even on to wet grass. For the fantasy of a true campervanner is to get
away to remote places. On this trip, that fantasy is being pursued as
vigorously as it may be with a regular two-wheel-drive vehicle, which is to say
a road is required. This latest spot, Altandhu, is on a peninsula, at the end
of 15 miles of single-track road. Prudence dictated that I stock up on fuel,
food and booze before leaving the nearest town though, when I got here, all of
these commodities were available. The popularity of remote campsites is so
strong that the canny Scots have provided picture-perfect settings, cafes,
bars, shops, post offices and wi-fi. Even caravan owners turn up. It’s only the
absence of a phone signal that makes this place feel a bit cut-off. Away from
the site, however, it is possible to get the feeling that one is in the wild.
On a six-mile coastal walk yesterday I did not encounter anyone else. Perhaps
the others were cycling or kayaking or taking boat trips to see the seals – or
just sitting in their conservatories.
The last time I slept in
a tent, five years ago, was during a hike on the Knoydart peninsula, where
there are no roads. The weather was warm, dry and sunny – as it is now – but
midges made life miserable. Right now, I am sitting in the front seat of the
campervan, with an unimpeded view of the sun setting on the aptly named Summer
Isles – and of the tent dwellers dementedly making their way to the pub to
escape the attentions of the midges.
Great images there Joe...reminds me of my drive over 11 day around the entire coast of Scotland from Edinburg, anticlockwise, in early April. Not a cloud in the sky for 11 days, stupendous scenery and a soaring spirit. Glorious!
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