Reuse, Repurpose, Recycle, Rethink

          Having read my last blog, in which I boast of my litter-picking exploits, an esteemed reader wrote to tell me that I am not alone. None other than the well-known author, David Sedaris, is an assiduous gatherer of discarded trash around his home in West Sussex, so much so that a local rubbish lorry has been named after him. His exploits surely add another dimension to the term ‘literati’.

          I don’t know the nature of Mr. Sedaris’ territory (perhaps we’ll get to compare notes someday), but mine is mostly urban green spaces, which means that the litter is dropped by pedestrians rather than thrown from vehicles. It also means that some items are lost, not tossed – the odd, slippery ten-pound note, a pair of gloves on a bench, a few unopened cans of beer that might have been more than were needed for the consumer(s) to attain total inebriation. But this week, I found a bicycle that seemingly had been deposited deliberately in bushes on an embankment. It was in good condition, apart from a missing pedal, so who would abandon a roadworthy bike for the sake of a simple, inexpensive repair? A thief, perhaps? Common sense told me that reporting to the police and/or the council would have been an unproductive hassle for all parties, so I decided to take the matter into my own hands.

          They say that my generation abhors waste (we remember post-war rationing) and that’s probably why I love our local Scrapstore. It’s full of bits and pieces that have been lying around, taking up space elsewhere, until the owners finally decide to reclaim the space but can’t bring themselves to throw the stuff away. The last thing I bought there was a small sample of marble, which I repurposed as a cheeseboard. The last thing I ‘donated’ was a big batch of envelopes we inherited but were never going to use. I thought I might take the bike there, as the friendly, casual helpers were unlikely to ask awkward questions about its provenance, but the shop was closed when I swung by, so I changed my plan.

          The Bikeshed is a Community Interest Company (CIC) that I patronise. They take unwanted bikes and fix them  up for sale. This would be right up their street – except that they might ask awkward questions about prior ownership, since they must surely be aware of whatever trade there is locally in stolen bikes. So, I gave them a tentative call before turning up. To my relief, they asked no questions and seemed pleased to take in my “unwanted” cycle, so I hastened to drop it off. The welcoming mechanic said it would be useful for the apprentices to train on and promptly wheeled it into the back of the workshop: for repurposing, if not recycling.

          I was myself a recent beneficiary of an unwanted item, when a friend offered me an air fryer. I had been fancying one by these new-fangled devices for some time, but my Other Half steadfastly refuses to fuel the ongoing conflagration of the planet by purchasing more manufactured gadgets. My argument that this miraculous new ‘oven’ was very fuel-efficient was rebuffed, but she could find no logical ground for refusing the offer of a cast-off contraption.

          The air fryer sat on the kitchen counter for several weeks, ignored by my Other Half, while I thought about how to adapt our customary cooking methods to the novelty of its operation. What cracked it, in the end, was the discovery that it’s ideal for crisping tofu cubes. Now, this might seem incidental but, with the Other Half’s enthusiasm for a vegan diet, the hand-me-down might well overcome the stigma that currently attaches to it and even acquire the status of indispensability.