At the head of the queue
in the butcher’s shop was a very old, shabbily-dressed woman with out-of
control hair, fierce eyes, a strong voice, confident manner and a seemingly
familiar relationship with the man behind the counter. She pretended to bully
him and he pretended to be intimidated by her, each of them turning
occasionally to wink at the rest of us. When it came time to pay, she
threatened that she would brook no increase on last week’s prices, offered up
her purse, instructed him to take what was due and to place the change in the
appropriate compartments, all of which he did with an obedient flourish. She
left the shop, smiling triumphantly. I would have applauded her had I not been inhibited
by the fact that I am a stranger in this, the Lincolnshire village of Ruskington,
which is, according to my brother-in-law who lives here, the largest village in
the land (though a cursory online enquiry lends no evidence to this: for a
start, there is no universally agreed definition of “village”). From the
perspective of a city-dweller such as me, however, the point is academic: it
feels small anyway.
My father was stationed
at various RAF bases around here when I was a child, so my extended stay in
Ruskington is beginning to feel like a homecoming of sorts. Driving through
nearby RAF Cranwell, I stopped for a walk around the place where I first went
to school. Our house is still there, as is the shop across the green, but the school
– a collection of wartime wooden huts – has disappeared. I walked up and down
the B1429, which runs through the military base, identifying some familiar
landmarks, but my progress was thwarted by a proliferation of fences and KEEP
OUT notices that I certainly don’t recall. It being Saturday, there was no-one
around (it worries me that our armed forces take weekends off), so I stepped
off the public highway and onto a patch of grass in order to inspect the
information plaque under a permanently displayed aircraft (the splendid Hawker Siddeley Dominie). As I was reading, a security guard arrived out of nowhere. He
confronted me politely, but he was well-armed, so I did not protest that the
plaque is unreadable from the pavement. Instead, I consoled myself with the
fact that somebody, at least, was on duty.
Later, I walked
elsewhere, though the flat landscape of Lincolnshire, ideal for farming and
flying, is not so attractive for recreational hiking. Perhaps that is why the local
authority has devised a trail running from Lincoln to Sleaford called Spires and Steeples – the idea being to provide
hikers with something of interest to engage their minds as they tramp along the
edge of one field after another. The path is thoughtfully furnished with
signposts which, though appreciated, are an unnecessary expense, since the next
spire or steeple along the way is clearly visible at all times. I have not had
an opportunity to walk the path to Sleaford, but did drive there one day.
Unsurprisingly, it is not quite the metropolis it seemed to me a child. It is
also – again unsurprisingly – run down. Nevertheless it does have aspirations
to reassert itself post its market-town-heyday: it boasts The Hub, a new
building that houses the National Centre for Craft and Design, set pleasantly
among riverside boutiques and residences. There, the thought of coming back to
live in Lincolnshire floated by me on a wave of nostalgia and other
considerations: the easy pace of life, ready availability of fresh produce and
low property prices. Okay, I might eventually develop eccentric tendencies but
there’s a lot to be said for having friendly relationships with your local
shopkeepers. And who knows? The guards might one day be persuaded to let me
stroke the Dominie.
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